Welcome to your Martini Girl Era – where you’re the host and the main character. Whether you're sipping dirty or stirring bitter, your martini says more than your star sign ever could.
Here’s what your order says about you:
Dirty Martini (Ink Gin)
Salty, strong, and totally unfiltered. You tell it like it is and look amazing doing it. Your skincare routine is elite. You know where to get the best oysters, the worst espresso martini, and you’ll take both.
Dry Martini with a Lemon Twist (Ink Art Gin)
Chic without trying too hard. You're the one everyone asks for dinner party advice. Quietly excellent at everything. You wear well ironed linen, know your wine, and can ghost with grace.
Martini on *Insert Very Specific Backbar Gin* (Ink Bitter Orange Gin)
Assertive, stylish, and impossible to ignore. You like your drinks punchy and your humour dry. You own more than one signature scent. You get mistaken for a European in airports. You don’t correct them.
Gibson Martini (Ink Gin + pickled onion)
A little weird, a lot wonderful. You love a niche reference, have strong opinions about olives vs. onions, and probably brought your own playlist. You're not afraid of onion breath. Unhinged in the best possible way.
Vodka Martini
No gin, no fuss, no drama, no flavour!? Just kidding. You like what you like – and you’re not here to argue. You’re the steady one in the group chat. Unbothered, hydrated, and always carrying mints. Don't forget to give one to Gibson Martini girl.
